2009 - 2014

#5YearsOfPhan

radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

A message from Anonymous
Do you think Zoe could be pregnant? Xx

zozeebo:

i wouldn’t really classify a baby as a “secret project”

heisenbreadcrumbz:

This is the story about a border collie named Piper who gets taken to the pound. There she runs into her old mate Alex and has to learn the ways of the pound and meets a ton of cool new dogs in Netflix’s original series Orange is the new Bark

nagisahazukiswimclub:

straight boys a summary 

dailytrxyler:

but seriously

dailytrxyler:

but seriously

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

does anyone ever like get all happy bc when u wipe theres no blood and u think your period is over so u stop wearing pads/tampons but then like 3 hours later u go to the bathroom adn u cry bc ur underwear is ruined and u were wrong and betrayed by ur vagina 

i dont know if youre reblogging this because you’re agreeing with me or laughing at me